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  1. What time is your opening hour’s

    Tony
  2. HI guys! This year i’m going to be touring on and off around Australia.

    If you want to secure a spot with me at the please visit my tryst.link profile and make a booking when i’m not touring via txt for the day and time you want to see me.
    https://tryst.link/escort/lea-nights

    Priority will go to Doubles bookings and bookings made with deposits.

    As always requests for me to come to you, negotiate price or condom use will result in you being very offended by my refusal.

    Lea Nights
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  4. Fellas who’s been with Yasmin? I can’t find any pictures on Twitter not even just of her body to see how she is? Is she in her late 30s?

    How’s her service and room skills?

    Much appreciated new punter

    Mike j
  5. Jesus! You go away for a month and theres so many fucking tight arses complaining!

    Let me give you the heads up guys, I’ve travelled all over Australia working as an independent escort, for agencies and for venues where I see fit. When my schedule permits I work at CL and have done so for over a year. I can tell you that having met ladies from all over Australia and abroad, that some of the nicest, sexiest and most genuine ladies are here and I am fortunate enough to call some of them friends.
    The men that are on here complaining about the service and the costs, are the same men that will complain if they got given something for nothing, no doubt winging that free is still too much and they didn’t get everything that they wanted. What do you want from us…our soul on a silver fucking platter? And before you even gasp to take a breathe, or to retort with a winging response, stop. How would you feel if someone told you they wanted you to perform your job for them but for less? Or told you to work overtime but for the same amount? Would you feel offended, unappreciated, pissed off? You have no fucking idea what we deal with physically, mentally and emotionally in this role and in my opinion we will never be paid enough for what we do. I dare any man to be in our shoes and then have the audacity to complain. You walk in and you walk out, you see and you experience what you want, for that short period of time. We on the other hand meet client after client after client and sometimes are treated so poorly that if you knew what we went through you would feel ashamed to dare complain. So please, stop you fucking complaining because you have no right too. Any business has the right to charge what they want, you have the right to accept that or to reject it but you certainly have absolutely no right to complain about it and to attempt to negotiate it. I meet so many lovely men who truly understand the industry and they would be absolutely embarrassed to see how some of you behave. Be a man, act like one, have some dignity for fuck sake.

    For the gentleman who actually do understand what immense effort we go to in this role and always treat us with respect and never complain or haggle for out fees AND support us by promoting us and thank us for the quality service we provide and genuine good times that we share with us…THANKYOU! You are the gentleman that keep us ladies doing what we do.

    For those gentleman who still are game enough to spend some quality time with me please contact me via the twitter page.

    Nikita Jade

    Nikita
  6. Anonymous: Thanks for the Vote, Come visit, you’ll REALLY feel me, also, I can feel you too! 😛
    Mick: thank you for voting!! your awesome!

    Bear G: heya, this has come up a few times, and the reason for no roster is because we can be an unpredictable lot.
    If your after who’s on I HIGHLY SUGGEST get on our twitter page as I’ll always pop who’s on and most of our ladies have twitter pages and post times and photos and you can contact workers directly there.
    otherwise give us a call 93503333 🙂

    Fidel: Don’t bring us down, simply because some of us charge extras. Play within your budget. and if you still want to complain I invite you to go fuck yourself. 🤷‍♀️

    Curious To Know: Ok, well, keep in mind that from our POV we are in noway invested emotionally with our clients. Well I’m not, other than I wish them well in their lives, out side of sticking their dick in me.
    I’m not going to pretend to know who your husband is or his reasons for seeing us here. Ive had clients who are married literally just talk about their wives the whole booking. Husbands who are too ashamed to ask their wives for certain things. I’ve had a client once who literally asked how to make his wife happy. Or it could have just been to fuck. He may just be a cheating dog, to you right now. but I would hold off on breaking up a family over a little safe sex with girl for cash.
    Optionally, when I was cheated on. I turned to full service. I was like “fuck it, you gonna fuck around, thats fine. I’m gonna fuck around and get PAID” #howichosetodofullservicesexwork

    But no, seeing a ring on a clients finger does not make me knock back a booking. Sexworkers are a notoriously un judgemental lot. You could come down and have a booking. I have no problems being a revenge fuck for the wife. Bring him…. we could charge him double just to watch!

    Thanks for being reasonable about msging us. I know its just a another client to us, but for you this is your life. So Cheers for not being an attacky wifezilla.

    Lea Nights
  7. I honestly cannot fathom some of the savegery on here…

    Thanks to the “wonder” that is the internet and a forum that allows for (almost) complete anonymity, people feel it’s socially acceptable to leave such scathing and downright dishonest bullshit reviews on here?

    Some of the absolutely abhorrent & disrespectful comments on here can only be likened to that of a sick & twisted mind such as those who roam the streets at night looking for their next prey or are unrehearsed in the art of self-hygiene (as noted by some delightfully witty responses from actual CL workers) and have recieved a service deserving of such self-entitlement and failure to receed below mentioned foreskin during the initial shower phase.

    So, let me wrap this up by saying that Crystal Lodge is blessed to have such talent as those who are genuine sex workers; who day in and day out choose to put their bodies, livelyhoods, souls and well-being on the line for a job they obviously enjoy and feel empowered in to provide a service for those of us who are thankful for that very service.

    Disrespecting a woman in any situation – particularly when you think you’re entitled to a opinion born out of nothing but masoginisitc beliefs and an alarming disregard – shows that you’re a sad, sorry & pathetic excuse for a “man”.

    Treat everyone with respect, acknowledge the fact that in life you will always encounter conflicting personalities – even if you’re paying to meet that person – and put it down to experience.

    Stay safe out there one and all.

    P.S. Some of the most meaningful, insightful & memorable people you’ll meet can be (to quote Tyler Durden) the most interesting single serving friend you’ll ever meet. Unless you visit CL and find yourself wanting frequent serves. And if you liked being served, a little respect and hygiene will likely go a long way.

    LeaNights, you may retort when ready.

    ✌️

    TipRat ✌️
  8. Thank you! Lots of the ladies have super sexy photos on twitter, for those of you know don’t know! Some of us also post our availablities, and most of the time, you don’t even need to have a twitter account to see. Jump on https://twitter.com/crystal_lodge and scroll through to find pics and info about your fave ladies!

    A reminder to call the lodge for the lady’s schedules and roster if twitter doesn’t have what you’re looking for. This website isn’t really a suitable medium for a roster.

    See you at Crystal Lodge soon!!

    Viv
  9. @Rexy, that kind of draconian, morally inept, philistine question won’t win you any responses old mate.

    Might I suggest you try http://www.blowuparsestoslideyourcockon.com

    21yo coked-up fuckwits jerking off over their baby batter inspired keyboard warrior antics won’t win you any favours here.

    CL actually provides a classy and civilised service that is more than what you’re after, old mate.

    Stick to the stick mags until you grow up some more ✌️

    Anonymous
  10. Hey fellas, I’m working 12pm until close tomorrow [Sunday 25/3] If you have any questions about my various services please message me over at: https://twitter.com/BillieBlossom

    Ruby and I will be available for doubles in the evening. Also at the moment I have discounted deluxe services.

    Look forward to meeting you and pleasing you, Billie xo

    Billie
  11. Hey mario,

    You are tots within your rights to book the girl who fits your budget and the services you want.

    BUT please don’t shit all over the girls just because they know thier worth
    I charge extras because this is my JOB you are not my boyfriends. That’s how this works

    Clients over the years have gotten SOOOOOOOOOOO entitled over our bodies and the services we provide.
    ( I’m not having ago at you mario, but it’s super frustrating to read this horseshit, so I’m just opening your eyes abit to what we put up with and the changes to the industry over the years)

    Not kidding, our clients used to thank us for a great time with cold hard cash. As apposed to now, where its common ground to get asked for CIM (oh but do I HAVE TO pay extra for….) natural oral in the introductions and have to keep an eye on mirrors to keep clients from pulling condoms off during doggy!
    I have to mark soap just to make sure clients shower WITH FUCKING SOAP before they climb all over me.

    I personally am not giving away my extra services for free, because I’m just fucking worth it.
    Also, they are not sex & oral which is what’s in a STANDARD service.

    Now, here’s where I get off the hoe reservation and climb on next to you in agreement:
    Maybe ladies, it’s not great idea to say, “oh without the extras my service is shit” ( and I’m sure I’m paraphrasing here) as I know I have quiet a few clients who legitimately cannot afford a deluxe. AND THATS FINE can’t afford? it go standard.
    Our bread and butter is regular clients and it’s NEVER a great business decision to say that there is ANYTHING standard about you.

    And I know these girls, in a lot of cases in the nude & in the room and I can tell you, there is nothing standard about any of them!

    So in summing up, you book who you want, but don’t hate on girls who charge extras. This is our job. We provide intimate services. And you should act like you appreciate it!!

    Lea Nights
  12. Hey fellas 🙂😊
    I’ve had a couple of months off as most my regular clientele know, just to refresh myself.
    I will return this coming Monday between 12pm-6pm 😉🙂
    Also, before I come back to the establishment I’d like to nicely remind clients that book me, that the ‘ girlfriend experience ‘ isn’t included in my services. Be assured I do enjoy my work, but that’s not the primary reason I’m in this business & I’ll say that shamelessly😘😊
    My service/s are purely physical only strictly n.s.a which take place at crystal lodge only so
    Please don’t request otherwise. Regardless of how much money you offer
    The answer will be no, same applies for a ‘lovey Dovey girlfriend experience’.
    Look I’m empathetic to know there are lonely blokes out there who haven’t had much luck in the relationship department (I’m sorry I have to be honest & say this). But the reality is I’m a working woman, not your wife, girlfriend or companion.
    For those of you who just come in & get what you pay for with me (which I prefer)
    don’t have to acknowledge this post😊🙂
    I’ve also decided after my two months of that I’d rather just do bookings alone meaning that doubles for me are off the menu as I mainly just get booked on my own anyway.
    Lastly, intros…. when discussing my services apart from the base one, I may ask you to move to a different seat to chat with you, I’d prefer discretion for you & myself for private reasons. What I do with my pussy & body is my own business it should only concern the client & myself & vice
    versa.
    All good? Make sense 🤔😁😘😍
    Great.
    Hope to see you soon gentleman xxxx ( . ) ( . )

    Celia Xxx
  13. To Dissatisfied, & Fucked up again.

    Listen up shit heads,
    I’m not for everyone, this much is clear, but I’m only ever a CUNT, to dipshits who fuck up in my service. And by the sounds of it I’ve called you out on it.

    I WOULD apologise, but if you fucked up in my service IM NOT SORRY and yes if that makes me a cunt I’ll own that, I’m a cunt.
    But generally a wet one! 💦

    If you want extra you pay extra. (Cos you know, I’m a whore, this is my job!) I am never going to shame a client into paying extra. I lay it out there, if you want it. Take it. If you can’t afford it then go my standard, It’s all about you anyways!

    But don’t get all “oh shes hungry for the quick dollar” on me cunt. Becaus it’s just not true. If your pissed I wouldn’t give it up for free, tough. Again, I’m a whore, don’t hate the players get a girlfriend if you want free everything. (Although with your fucking charm…………….)

    I average 5-9 showers a day fuckstick, did you even use soap when you saw me or did I make you get back in? Is that why your pissed?

    The fact that you took the time to write this tells me : Your butt hurt with no life and nothing better to do during these holidays but be your miserable self and as such feel the need to spread your misery to someone else.
    (For which Id feel sad for you, if you weren’t such an arsehole)

    My many regular clients seem to find me less cunty than you…. So its not me Bae, it’s you.

    If you had anything to actually criticise there you would, but instead you have resorted to two yr old insults

    lea nights
  14. Fucked up:
    You have to know personal information to pass it on mate…
    I only turn on clients that push my boundaries. And then I’ll just fire you as a client rather than turn nasty. Again, we don’t get paid enough to put any actual effort into it.

    Girls generally talk to one another about bookings if there are issues in those bookings, if this is your problem with me, stop seeing sexworkers. Cos we talk.
    If you think I have let loose your personal information out to a girl or client or someone has told you I’ve done this, let me put your mind at ease,

    I have a shit memory and I honestly forget most of what you say before the door closes behind you on your way out.

    I remember manners, the ability to shower with soap, and naked dick.

    I enjoy my job and Because of my memory am generally brutality honest. So fucked up, sorry, not sure ur specifics, but feel free to get your feelings hurt when I say my service speaks for itself as do my clients whom continue to see me. So take your butt hurt self to some other hooker and let them deal with you.

    Ethan: hey sweets, yes heaven does indeed live between my legs however for your first time I would suggest one of our other ladies that offer somewhat of a girlfriend experience ( or really anyone other than me for your first time, I don’t want to break you! ) I would highly recomend Evie, Lola, Jasmine, Odette (on the weekend) Jodie, Ceilia (if you can catch her) or Ruby, all give a great service all are extremely friendly and all would welcome you into thier arms!
    Once you’ve had your cherry snatched, come find me 😈

    Lea Nights
  15. Dom, you’re not in a position to call the shots or make judgement on any of the staff that wish to charge above “the standard service” for “extras”.

    The proof is in the term extra. If you want extra, you pay for it or you don’t get extra.

    Can’t remember when I’ve ever bought a pint of beer, drank half of it then had it filled up with “extra” for free…

    Considering these women are exposing themselves (literally) to potentially awkward, dangerous and unscrupulous clients on a daily basis just remember this: they are in charge; they are the boss. They get to set the rules. We the clients must respect the boundaries and appreciate the nature of the game.

    Don’t want to pay “extra” for “extras”? Don’t go there. Don’t book them.

    These comments below regarding the extras working are charging are disgraceful, disrespectful and genuinely concerning. No one is entitled to expect these women change their ways because you feel like you’ve been cheated in the past when your regular worker has previously provided a service they have decided to now charge extra for.

    Personally, I take my hat off to these women who decide to work in an industry that means having to sometimes live a double life due to society frowning upon the industry, difficulties in maintaining long term relationships (not always true but certainly harder) and physically and emotionally taxing nature of the hours, clientele and job.

    If you want a woman that will do whatever you want at a cheap price who doesn’t charge for extras then get yourself a blow up doll.

    The CL workers are better off without your self-entitled, self-centred, self-absorbed bullshit.

    Sounds like anyone who thinks like Dom is very much worthy of Lea’s “dickhead tax”.

    Pull your head in and your wallet out. Or just fuck off. 👍

    Tip Rat
  16. Lea! It’s my bday on 17th! Who wants to do both of us!!!

    Keeping it simple this month 🙂

    Weds 16th: 12:30-10:30pm
    Thurs 17th: 7:30pm- Close BDAY!!!
    Weds 23rd: 12:30-10:30pm
    Thurs 24th: 7:30pm- Close
    Weds 30th: 12:30-10:30pm
    Thurs 31st: 7:30pm- Close

    Just a reminder clients looking for a Milk Maid session must contact me DIRECTLY to lock in pre set session time: EvieMelbourne@gmail.com or via 0437648536 TXT ONLY.

    Milk Maid/Lactation Services ARE NOT on offer to clients via intro OR booking taken on the day via reception.

    Intro and Front Desk Prebooks Services will only be offered My ‘Standard’ Service (Girl next door GFE -Fully Protected) Those after a ‘standard’ service are welcome to ring on the day to ‘prebook’ an available time (once I’ve arrived)

    Hope to see some of you very soon!

    @Evie_Alexanders
  17. Disappointed : just so your aware, ( cos you see we have this thing called autonomy over our own bodies and can used them however we want. Shocking right?)
    And Our ladies can charge WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT.

    Sometimes if a client is being shit in my intros I’ll actually up my deluxe by $10 every time I get a “oh but so and so does this for free” as a dickhead tax. Book so and so then.
    You know why? Cos I aim to get clients that will actually have a great time with me! That’s why we are CLEAR in our intros!

    Now listen up shit for brains. I’ve personally heard Monique intro. She is ALWAYS clear about her service. She’s clear about the things she does and doesn’t do DOWNSTAIRS so you can make an INFORMED CHOICE.
    I personally think the lady is a freaking babe, a walking fantacy on legs and if I could I’d be all up in there. So like anything it’s all about personal taste.

    Now you clearly booked her knowing all this and you have then chosen to complain on here like a fucking fool.
    Ahmad is compleatly right all your comment does is point out how much of a life you DONT have, and what kind of cretin you really are.
    The type to book a girl after hearing her service then try and dictate said service because “oh I paid this much I’m entitled to…” No cunt. Just no. Your entitled to nothing other than what she offered, and you either take it & let your dick smile or book someone cheaper. Derrrrrrr!!!

    As workers we share our bodies with you. And I gotta say over the last ten years or so you guys seem to be less and less aware of how physically and emotionally taxing this job is to do well, and demand more personal services as inclusive and standard or at the very least try to haggle the price down. In ten years workers have not had a pay rise yet our clientele have become more demanding entitled and rude!
    Fuck cunt, maybe we should ALL be charging the extra hundy!

    (This rant is aimed at Disappointeed and entitled arsefucks like him. If you have and show respect for the ladies when you come in, ignore this comment & have a jolly ole’ day you sexy man you!)

    Lea Nights
  18. Heya guys, just a bit of a Lea PSA on an issue or two:

    I’ve had a couple of on going issues lately and you guys need a bit of a heads up.

    1. The SOAP issue.
    Right, so. I mark my soap in my room. I do this because out of around 30 bookings, 2 or 3 clients on average actually USE SOAP AT ALL without having been told.
    And just so you know I see that as a sign of disrespect and will nolonger be asking clients to get back in the shower. I will be asking that THEY GET A REFUND OR CHOOSE ANOTHER LADY

    2.BOOKING ME FOR SERVICES I DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE!
    I’m a bit dismayed by this one as this causes me to unnecessarily butt heads with my clients.
    If I say I DONT OFFER A GFE then DONT BOOK ME AND TRY FOR IT ANYWAY! It creeps me the fuck out when someone I’m actually enjoying time with starts with the full “I’m in love with you” spiel. And then grabs my face and tries to kiss me.
    This is stupid and unnecessary seeing as how many killer babes actually offer those services, and offer them VERY WELL here!

    Come on guys, get ya shit together.
    Shower properly, use soap. Book the girls that actually offer the services your after… Not a hard message to sink in. Learn it, live it, love it!

    & Mr Fucktard, You are clearly a class A Cunt and there is plenty of free porn out there to jerk off to so why would we give you any more? Our website gives you a sence of who we are, clients opinions on the ladies they have stayed with.
    The only people who complain are idiots like you who come to these sites to surf the hooker pictures. Your an insect, but luckily for us it seems, as your not in our area. Stay in Seaford ya dick!

    Lea Nights
  19. BOO! hehehe Got super orginised this time fella’s and have already sorted out the day’s I’ll be strutting about at Crystal Lodge in JUNES (Inc Mays final dates too)

    Mon 29th: 6pm- Close
    Weds 31st: 12:30pm-10:30pm
    Thur 1st: 6pm- Close
    Tues 6th: 12:30pm,-7pm
    Weds 7th: 12:30pm-10:30pm
    Mon 12th: 1pm-10pm (Queens Bday)
    Weds 14th: 12:30pm-10:30pm
    Weds 21st: 12:30pm-10:30pm
    Fri 23rd: 4pm-11pm
    Weds 28th: 12:30pm- 10:30pm
    Thurs 29th: 6pm- Close

    Just a reminder clients looking for a Milk Maid session must contact me DIRECTLY to lock in pre set session time: EvieMelbourne@gmail.com or via 0437648536 TXT ONLY (all calls are diverted straight to msgbank- so if you don’t txt I’ll never see your number..it doesn’t even list as ‘missed’ :p) Milk Maid/lactation Services ARE NOT on offer to clients via intro OR booking taken on the day via reception.

    Intro and Front Desk Prebooks Services will only be offered My ‘Standard’ Service (Girl next door GFE -Fully Protected) Those after a ‘standard’ service are welcome to ring on the day to ‘prebook’ an available time (once I’ve arrived)

    Hope to see some of you very soon!

    @Evie_Alexanders
  20. May Scheduled Parlor Days:

    Tues 9th: 1pm- 5:30pm
    Weds 10th: 12:30pm-10:30pm
    Mon 15th: 7:30pm -11:30pm
    Weds 17th: 12:30pm-10:30pm
    Sat 20th: 1pm-Close
    Weds 24th: 12:30pm-10:30pm
    Thur 25th: 5pm – Close
    Mon 28th: 7:30pm -11:30pm
    Weds 30th: 12:30pm-10:30pm

    Just a reminder clients looking for a Milk Maid session must contact me DIRECTLY to lock in pre set session time: EvieMelbourne@gmail.com or via 0437648536 TXT ONLY (all calls are diverted straight to msgbank- so if you don’t txt I’ll never see your number..it doesn’t even list as ‘missed’ :p) Milk Maid/lactation Services ARE NOT on offer to clients via intro OR booking taken on the day via reception.

    Intro and Front Desk Prebooks Services will only be offered My ‘Standard’ Service (Girl next door GFE -Fully Protected) Those after a ‘standard’ service are welcome to ring on the day to ‘prebook’ an available time (once I’ve arrived)

    Hope to see some of you very soon!

    @Evie_Alexanders
  21. Final March Update:

    Mon 20th: 6pm-10:30pm (Free from 7pm onwards)
    Weds 22nd: Noon-10:30pm (RING! Start time may have to be pushed back to 3pm)
    Tues 28th: Noon-5:30pm
    Weds 29th: 3pm-10pm
    Thurs 30th: Noon-Close (Yep doing the double! )

    For Milk Maid sessions contact me via email EvieMelbourne@gmail.com or via 0437648536 TXT ONLY (all calls are diverted straight to msgbank- so if you don’t txt I’ll never see your number..it doesn’t even list as ‘missed’ :p)

    Clients are welcome to ring the office on the day (after listed start time) to check availability for Non Lactation based GFE sessions.

    So who wants to play?

    @Evie_Alexanders
  22. The standard vs deluxe has always been a bitter pill for me to swallow, but its their choice to charge it and mine not to spend my budget may not be able to afford that week. This isn’t about ladies charging it! Or the difference in what really should be considered deluxe vs extras or fantasies

    My grumble is about the HOW! Most could take some lessons from Zara and Lea, they to the
    ‘basic or extras’ and do it right!

    I have notice the recent increase in the number of girls going this way with their services. Not only do the ones listing off packages sound like bored waitresses but frankly most sound like ticked off bitches. If you want to do it fine, but don’t roll you’re eyes when guys want to ask clarifying-follow questions. Or if they do, maybe don’t just repeat EXTACTLY what you say in your intro’s if they start the sentence with “I’m sorry I didn’t understand what you meant by xyz”

    Or worse when I chose not to go ‘deluxe’ the smiling lady disappeared and I spent 30mins with an ice queen. I wasn’t expecting GFE, I was expecting civility! I never attempted to kiss the lady, she had made her boundaries very clear and I respect that! Yes, you get what you pay for, but I didn’t even question when she declined my request to remove the condom for a hand job finish! Because ‘the lotion reacts funny with her perfume and gives her a rash!’ When I was told we could only change positions 3 times ‘So hope your close.’ when I asked if doggie was alright, after we’d changed twice at her request, and that apparently counted, I put that down to my error in not asking the right questions in the intro. But to then be reminded AGAIN that ‘if you’d paid..” was in the shower before the first buzzer went off, I wasn’t having fun. I felt PUNISHED for not wanting to hand over extra funds I did not budget for is fucking nuts.

    I might of said something if reception had been at the desk, I don’t think refunds should be given but I think feedback is useful, but empty chair and I really wanted to leave by that point.

    Take some lessons from Lea, intros great, clear and doesn’t have it come off as ‘Money focused obnoxious bitch’ and having only been able to budget enough to cover 30min basic with her too, she’s still fun, still had a great time! Standard service may not cover a full GFE and that’s ok! The difference is I wasn’t made to feel like a ‘cheap ass’ for not paying extras! I didn’t walk out feeling like shit! That I wasn’t something she’d have to scrap off her shoe!

    Hopefully the lady reads this (I think the few details will help with self identification) and takes the feedback on board, I don’t want to NAME n SHAME (she could have been having a shitty ass day!) but I’ve also not seen other complaints up here for her, I’d like to think she’ll take it as honest feedback and hopefully not make the same mistakes with others, after all in the work place performance reviews lead to improvements! 2nd chance before she gets a rep!

    AND I repeat, this isn’t about Basic Vs Deluxe. You have every right to charge what you want above the basics! You have every right to decided what you do in your service! But don’t act like an entitled c##nt about it! And not because well ‘I paid $120 bucks you should be gratefully’! FTS- I’m not that type of John. BUT it’s because I treated you with respect, I expect the same back!

    Common decency shouldn’t have to cost me an extra $50!

    Walking Wallet
  23. @crystal_lodge
  24. http://www.abc.net.au/austory/series4/9917text.htm

    The owner was interviewed by Australian story (way back)

    Flashback
  25. Hey Boyos

    Added additional days to this moths scheduled Lodge Days. 

    Sun 24/01 Noon-9pm
    Tues 26/01 11am-7pm
    Tues 02/02 11am-6pm 

    For any lactation fantasy/Milk play session email: eviemelbourne@gmail.com for more info and session times. Any NON ‘milk maid’ related bookings  ring the Lodge  on 9350 3333 the day for availability. 

    DO NOT ring the Lodge in regards to an ‘milk’ services, my rates or bookings they will simple fwd you onto me, so please don’t bother them and just contact me directly

    (Thank u Teddy, see you again soon xx)

    @Evie_Alexanders
  26. Hi Colin
    I’ll be in Tues 12/01 & Weds 20/01 from 11am. You can email me
    eviemelbourne@gmail.com for a booking in advance, or take a gamble and ring on the day to see my avaliblity. xx

    @Evie_Alexanders
  27. Still offering my ‘Milk Maid’ services email eviemelbourne@gmail.com for details 🙂 at the moment playing at the Lodge every second Wednesday

    Evie
  28. If client’s would like to make a time see me, please email eviemelbourne@gmail.com for more info and booking times.. or any other questions or requests for pics. 

    Evie
  29. THE CRYSTAL LODGE ~ A PLACE TO MAKE THAT DAY MUCH MORE DESIRED…

    CRYSTALS DEFINED – A solid substance/ clear not foggy/ good quality (best form of glass and see through things)/ is defined as a ‘Watch’ or ‘ Hour hand’ / Healing & soothing of an earthly quality/ like golds in value and described in the category of jewel & Diamonds….. ” our girls best friends”
    Crystals are frosting on the cake….

    LODGE DEFINED – Freemasonary, stuck in place, a present, a place to lay claim, a branch & a foundation………

    COMBINATION – Exquisite & Historical……. Man made & Sexy

    CLIENTS ARE REQUESTED TO PROVIDE FEEDBACK – please respond by email to

    CLPromotionsteam@gmail.com

    TO ENSURE THE BEST RESULTS FOR CL CLUB 2015 – IN REGARDS TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS BELOW :

    *QUALITY – How do you feel about the services provided? what do you think of the facilities? would you recommend CL? what else good & bad could you add to suggestions?

    * BROTHEL RANKING IN MELBOURNE – Who doesn’t want to provide the best. Where do you find the brothels you go to? do you have any ideas of fun ways to promote and hook in new customers & impress current clients?

    * SELECTION OF GIRLS – What are your thoughts on our selection? what would you like to see more of? how can we be more appealing to newcomers and those curious but unaware of such friendly/rewarding establishments? Do you ever want more of – mingle time, descriptions, fantasys?

    *WOULD YOU CONSIDER MEMBERSHIP – Allowing access and feature in the intro areas, pleasure events including strippers, whore prizes and specials. WHAT DO YOU WANT??? If we were creating sexual paradise.

    * A GENERAL INSIGHT INTO WHAT YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE MORE/LESS OF. Just anything at all…. areas to focus on, reputation status, the inside scoop, things we don’t know, haven’t thought about or make it more appealing to enter…..

    *Complaints & Praise welcome & wanted.

    OUR AIM IS TO INCREASE ALL ASPECTS OF THE CLUB’S ALREADY WELL REGARDED approach – IN ORDER TO MAKE IT EVEN BETTER IN 2015 !!!

    – since the internet made private/illegal sales much more accessible from worker to client.

    – Chance of Criminal penalties, Health checks & Prostitutes ability/character are not governed by any standards & Facilities can be below standard.

    – Also there has been a movement of protest that in booking & promoting hotties, sex is no longer free.

    – The Lodge boasts the best prices on this side of town and is a well founded establishment.

    * NEW YEARS 2015 * HOTTER/ HARDER/ BETTER –

    xxx CL TEAM

    Social Media – Please like & share FB links https://www.facebook.com/Crystallodgecoburg?fref=ts

    The Crystal Lodge Promotion Team
  30. Hahahaha girl you are a top chick but I’ll let you in on a little secret….. I AM FAR FROM AN ANIMAL IN THE BEDROOM, and guys please correct me if I’m wrong, but I think this is what client’s appreciate about me personally:-

    I entre work with a smile and that smile doesn’t fade at any point whilst I’m on shift. I intro every client, even if they never book me, I acknowledge them and never get upset at any question that is asked in the intro “AS THAT’S WHAT THE INTRO IS FOR”. I remember every single client, our discussions in every detail. I don’t pretend to care, I actually do.

    When I take my client upstairs from the minute I collect them from the desk my attention is 1 million percent their’s and only their’s. Once I entre the room I ensure that the shower is clean and a dry clean towel available at hand. I ask them to shower and lay down once finished. I NEVER LEAVE A CLIENT WAITING UPSTAIRS FOR MY RETURN FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES and should there be a reason that I would take longer I let them know before I leave the room.

    When I come back I always engage in conversation, I never make the first move, I am still a lady, NO ROBOTIC SERVICE, even though the client has paid I ensure as one of my top priorities that they never feel as though they have. I allow the booking to flow, I allow the heat to rise and things to get hot and heavy and most importantly “I ENJOY THE BOOKING”. My clients are the boss not me, yes we follow the rules, but I let them control me.

    Should a client finish early I never ask them to get straight up and shower. I relax with them, pamper them. I enjoy the conversation and engage with them on a personal level. Brothels are 35% sex and 65% companionship and friendship. I wait until the buzzer goes before I even attempt to get up from the bed and I do not rush my clients out the door.

    Should the buzzer go and my client looks as though they are right ay the finish line, I never stop them. I allow them to keep going and race through to the finish. A few more minutes hurts no one. Even if the client takes a few minutes ince he finishes I still don’t rush them. I like to ensure that every client feels welcome and wanted not just a mobile ATM.

    AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF ALL “I ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL (even if I’m in my towel) walk my clients to the staircase to see them out. I thank them and let them know I truely hope to see them again shortly.

    My room on my shift is always kept CLEAN, girls forget this is part of the booking.

    Clients that have stayed with me or simpl just met me know I am genuine and I am actually really smiling. These things make such a HUGE difference.

    IT’S ALL ABOUT CUSTOMER SERVICE.

    Hope this helps you Chick 🙂

    JESSIE♥ (in answer to Chelsea)
  31. ROFLMFAO this is the best blog I’ve ever read.

    Men waffling & Whinging like little old church moles too funny
    People baggin the place out, could that be disgruntled woman who just got the chop? The mind boggles…. Hang on I’m pouring more Scotch….
    Cheers!

    The lady fell asleep during your time with her, Does this happen to you often? Maybe a few technique pointers.
    Maybe she needs to be off her head so she can fuck you!

    Sex workers are Unbelievable, I take my hat off Ladies…
    After reading thru a lot of comments For your sakes these men run their cocks as well as they run there gossipy flappy mouths!

    Last time I went into such an establishment it was immediately clear I’d entered an ‘adult’ environment… Sex drugs and all sorts of badgoodness!
    I make no apology… Ladies offering me all sorts and me thinking, surely she is off her head… Who does that?

    if you want a woman to fall over herself to come greet you and be a good little woman… Then stop being a pig and go find a wife OR if u fortunate to have one… Stay home!

    Whatever happens keep Blogging, it’s good to have a look from others perspectives…
    Just confused by men… Wow I’m a man confused about men! Wtf? This, possibly a first!
    We are the hunters…. We are big and strong (beats own Chest)
    We have HARD cocks ready to explode! We see attractive woman we want to fuck! Hell fuckin yeah!
    A real man whips his cock out!
    A guy sitting asking questions and then leaving… How do you call yourself a man?
    Seen u guys in action! What’s the go? Did u blow in your panties?

    Leave the gossip and whinging to the Small Minds…. You go show that lady a really big time

    Man O Man

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